Class Rosters

As I'm reading through my class roster lists this semester, I really have three big thoughts, some of which might make me an awful person.

Thought One:  Some people should not have kids- because they name their kids such stupid things.  

Thought Two: I'm really thankful that none of my professors are foreign.

Thought Three: All of my classes are reallllly small.  Like twenty students, one of my classes only has 5 students.  This will make it so much harder to skip class.