funnies!

So my mother is a librarian. She's been a librarian since forever.  Her undergrad degree is in english and she has a masters in education.  She brings home about 31k a year give or take.  I have this school project and I have to interview two people one highly paid, one lowly paid.  We define the highly paid and lowly paid variables.  So this is a conversation I had with my mom today

me: So, you're gonna laugh but I need a favor.  I have this school project where I have to interview a highly paid person and a lowly paid person...and you're my highly paid person.

Mom:  How much does the lowly paid person make then?  Christ, I feel sorry for them.